First, let me just say that this is one of the reasons I love words.
While looking down at my hands covered in dark taupe colored spots I thought, ugh, bacon grease burns…and then I thought, hey, that works both ways, as in:
“Wow, you have a lot of bacon grease burns on the back of your hand.”
or
“HOLY CRAPOLA, bacon grease burns!”
Second, in case you’re wondering, bacon grease burns take forever to heal.
